1. We hope this santa doesn't get what he wants for christmas
2. Cthulu gives a questionable Santa impression3. An outtake from Bad Santa in which Thurman is made to wear a dress and Billy Bob Thornton sports a cat's face
3. An outtake from Bad Santa in which Thurman is made to wear a dress and Billy Bob Thornton sports a cat's face
4. Don't worry, this creepy Kris Kringle is armless really
5. Is that Peter Stormare?
6. This santa earns extra creepy points for his golf glove x woman's watch accessory combo
7. No no no
8. Santa as played by a terrifying cherubic porcelain doll
9. Don't open the box
10. This could turn into a hostage situation at any moment
11. If the child's expression doesn't tell you something's wrong, you're a terrible social worker
12. Does Samuel T Herring from Future Islands have a new day job by any chance?
13. I don't know what the kid's problem is, this santa looks lovely!
14. The Miracle on 34th Street Stunt Doubles' Wrap Party got way out of hand