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2. Tarantula Vial Necklace
# All I want for Christmaaaaaaaaas, is anarachnidinasmalljarhangingaroundmyneck #
3. The Black Orlov
This is definitely one for the high-roller, or the museum curator, or the jewellery thief. A huge black diamond, allegedly cursed after it was stolen from a Hindu shrine by a sticky-fingered monk, the Black Orlov was handed down through the generations to a number of women, many of whom became possessed to take their own lives in decidedly grisly fashion. The diamond was since bought by a collector, who claims to have broken the curse. So do get in touch with your bid!
4. Surprise ZOMBIE'S FINGER Bookmark
Considering books have spines, it's perhaps a natural step forward that they now have fingers. Albeit bloody, rotting, zombified fingers...
5. Bloodshot Vodka
One for the boozy Twlight fan in your family (a niche market), unfortunately this doesn't contain real blood... but certainly contains real booze.
6. Human Tooth Necklace
No, they're not real human teeth, but what you add to the necklace after purchase is up to you. Go crazy. Go literally crazy and put human teeth on your necklace...
7. Human Skin-Bound Book
If you're really looking to impress (or disgust), why not get your loved one a nice book... bound in human skin? At one time this practice was much more common than you might expect, with mentions of skin-binding dating as far back as the 13th century. Many of these books can still be found by the observant customer, so keep your eyes peeled.
8. Human Tongue Soap
There's no better way to get that squeaky clean feeling than to wipe the wet tongue of a stranger all over your body, right?!
9. Neckline Slimmer
What, in God's name, is that?
10. Candle Holder - Doll Head with Glowing Eyes
Etsy's description below this macabre curiosity reads, "A doll was decapitated today, its eyes gouged out making it beautiful"... Perhaps one of these illuminated heads could be a thoughtful gift to help combat your kid's night terrors?
11. Horse Head Squirrel Feeder
Make your local squirrels become unwitting pagans with this horse head mask/feeder!
12. Rib Cage Accent Lamp and Shadow Caster
Regular lamps are so sappy. Shake yours up with this rib cage shade and shadow caster!